Monday, June 4, 2012

So You're Stuck in Westborough For the Summer....Snooze Fest 2012

So it's like this: Westborough. Ever heard of it? Probably not. Birth place of Eli Whitney (creator of the cotton gin!!!!!!) and home to one of the few Panera drive-ins (that's right, they exist). It's the town where we have 2 McDonalds, 4 Dunkins (2 right across from each other), and everyone has the 2009 Honda Pilot in either maroon or that awkward dark teal color. Kids here rock some serious amounts of Abercrombie & Fitch, but thankfully more Sperrys and Oxfords are creeping into closets. About 20 kids every year go to UMass or UNH and the same people year after year work at Ulhmans Ice Cream or Dairy Queen. Needless to say, Westborough is a pretty stagnant place. Not much comes in, not much goes out. That's why this summer, Emily, Shannon and I decided to shake things up a bit (and by shake things up I mean leave Westborough).

Eli Whitney...obviously

X4...no joke







We are in search of the best burger. The best bang for your buck burger. The be all end all burger. I mean seriously what is more American than a hunk of beef between two pieces of bread? #obesity
We have 10 weeks to accomplish our mission. Here we go....



4 comments:

  1. stumbled upon this gem via facebook and first of all, you guys are hilarious. second of all, are you referencing me in the "20 kids every year go to UNH and the same people year after year work at DQ"?? Does that make me a celeb? thanks guyzzzz!!! :)
    ps. once you find the best burger, i would like to go and order one. let a gurrl know!!
    pss. i just used my aim screen name so i could write this comment. throwback

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  2. oh and this is karly by the way.....sorry creeper status

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  3. KARLY!!! YOU'RE A CELEB! we will DEF keep you posted!

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  4. i am so in love with this blog

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