Meet Victoria. She also goes by Victo and She Who Shall Not be Named. Flattering, right? You got it. Victo is a rising junior at the College of the Holy Cross in the glorious Worcester, MA. At school, She Who Shall Not Be Named enjoys campaigning for Mitt Romney (#Mitt2012 #America) and spending endless Friday and Saturday nights in the library, searching for the true meaning of the self. Victoria is also an avid burger consumer, quite the carnivore. When she’s not stuffing her face with local cow products, she is indulging in her other favorite summer pastimes, which include tanning by the pool and planning her upcoming wedding to the Englishman Daniel Bowman (formal invitation to follow). This summer Victoria absolutely cannot wait to find the best local burger. Bring on the burgers bitchez.
And then there's Shannon. Since her birth at a young age, she has resented her lack of nicknames. Shannon attends the prestigious Northeastern University, located in the outskirts of the Roxbury ghetto where drive-by shootings and muggings in Ruggles are daily occurrences. In her spare time Shannon enjoys doing nothing. Oh wait, all her time is spare time because she's spending the summer in Westborough. Shannon describes herself as an avid healthfreak, and by healthfreak she means she orders diet coke instead of regular while stuffing her face with burgers. She could not be more excited to search for the best burger, gaining one pound at a time.
Last, but certainly not least, is Emily. Feel free to call her Van Damage, all her ex Ocean State Job Lot coworkers do. Emily is also attending Northeastern University. She came to this decision only after hearing Wendy Williams attended said university. Her hobbies include celeb stalking, sleeping outside to get into SNL, telling people she’s cousins with Shemar Moore, and pushing small children to get to the front of amusement park lines. If you follow her on Twitter, you know she’s really into yoga, and by yoga, she means hamburgers.
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