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Last, but certainly not least, is Emily. Feel free to call her Van Damage, all her ex Ocean State Job Lot coworkers do. Emily is also attending Northeastern University. She came to this decision only after hearing Wendy Williams attended said university. Her hobbies include celeb stalking, sleeping outside to get into SNL, telling people she’s cousins with Shemar Moore, and pushing small children to get to the front of amusement park lines. If you follow her on Twitter, you know she’s really into yoga, and by yoga, she means hamburgers.