And Then There's Shannon...

And then there's Shannon. Since her birth at a young age, she has resented her lack of nicknames. Shannon attends the prestigious Northeastern University, located in the outskirts of the Roxbury ghetto where drive-by shootings and muggings in Ruggles are daily occurrences. In her spare time Shannon enjoys doing nothing. Oh wait, all her time is spare time because she's spening the summer in Westborough. Shannon describes herself as an avid healthfreak, and by healthfreak she means she orders diet coke instead of regular while stuffing her face with burgers. She could not be more excited to search for the best burger, gaining one pound at a time.